Monday, July 11, 2011

Acetamenophin Chart

Those little Tylenol Infant Drops bottles don't say how much to give a child under 24 lbs. So here is the chart for smaller babies.

Courtesy of BabyCenter.com


Those little Tylenol Infant drops bottles only give you information for a 2 year old baby. So here is the chart for the little babies out there.


Your child's weight: 6 to 11 lbs

Dose: 40 mg

Infant drops: ½ dropper (0.4 ml)

Your child's weight: 12 to 17 lbs

Dose: 80 mg

Infant drops: 1 dropper (0.8 ml)

Children's liquid: ½ tsp

Your child's weight: 18 to 23 lbs

Dose: 120 mg

Infant drops: 1½ droppers (1.2 ml)

Children's liquid: 3/4 tsp

Children's chews or meltaways: 1 1/2

Your child's weight: 24 to 35 lbs

Dose: 160 mg

Infant drops: 2 droppers (1.6 ml)

Children's liquid: 1 tsp

Children's chews or meltaways: 2

Junior-strength chews or meltaways: 1

Your child's weight: 36 to 47 lbs

Dose: 240 mg

Infant drops: 3 droppers (2.4 ml)

Children's liquid: 1 ½ tsp

Children's chews or meltaways: 3

Junior-strength chews or meltaways: 1 ½

Your child's weight: 48 to 59 lbs

Dose: 320 mg

Children's liquid: 2 tsp

Children's chews or meltaways: 4

Junior-strength chews or meltaways: 2

Your child's weight: 60 to 71 lbs

Dose: 400 mg

Children's liquid: 2 ½ tsp

Children's chews or meltaways: 5

Junior-strength chews or meltaways: 2 1/2

Adult regular-strength tabs (325 mg): 1

Your child's weight: 72 to 95 lbs

Dose: 480 mg

Children's liquid: 3 tsp

Children's chews or meltaways: 6

Junior-strength chews or meltaways: 3

Adult regular-strength tabs: 1 to 1 ½

Your child's weight: 96+ lbs

Dose: 640 mg

Children's liquid: 4 tsp

Children's chews or meltaways: 8

Junior-strength chews or meltaways: 4

Adult regular-strength tabs: 2

Active Ingredients

Infant drops: 80 mg/0.8 ml per dropper (shake well before using)

Children's liquid: 160 mg/5 ml per teaspoon (shake well before using)

Children's chews or meltaways: 80 mg each

Junior-strength chews or meltaways: 160 mg each

Adult regular-strength tablets: 325 mg each

5 Safety Tips for Acetaminophen

1. Don’t give it to a baby under 3 months without a doctor’s approval.

2. Always use the measuring device that comes with the medicine – not a spoon from the kitchen.

3. Never give it to a child who's taking other medicines unless directed by a doctor. The other medicine may also contain acetaminophen, creating a dangerous overdose.

4. Don't confuse infant drops with children's liquid. Infant drops are much more concentrated. Hint: Drops come with a dropper; children's liquid doesn't.

5. Don't exceed five doses in 24 hours.




Saturday, July 9, 2011

JC Penney Portrait Studio Review

My beautiful baby girl has been baptized. What better way to memorialize the event by taking her to the nearest portrait studio for professional portraits?

My appointment was at 10:10 am today. I woke up at 8:00am to start getting everyone ready. I fed my baby girl her first bottle and supervised the brushing of my son's teeth. I fed him breakfast and pressed his suit. I changed my daughter's diaper and gave her teething tablets. Carefully I slipped her tiny little feet into her lacy white socks with the matching satin slippers, both embroidered with a cross. I eased her into the white satin and pearl Cinderella dress she was baptized in and draped her in a protective blanket. I managed to earn her cooperation when the time came to brush her pixie styled hair into a bow clip just big enough for an ant to wear. She left it on, didn't drool and didn't wrinkle her dress. Even in her car seat, she behaved herself. We were going to make this a double session, one with my daughter by herself and one with both of my beautiful children together. So my son tolerated his French cuffed and collared shirt with the vested suit to match. There was no boy dressed as sharply as my son today. My husband took the time to properly moisturize his waist length hair and braid it tightly. My husband and me were barely cognizant but we managed to fall into our rez truck and drive over to the JC Penney Portrait Studio.

We walked in 5 minutes early. We stood at the registration desk...and stood, and stood, and stood. Finally being acknowledged, a short brunette asked me if I had an appointment. Answering affirmatively I awaited instruction. None came. She proceeded to ask the next customer how she could help him. He was a walk-in that wanted some information about scheduling an appointment and package pricing. She politely smiled and took the time to show him a list of overpriced portrait packages. We stood by and waited. It was now 10:15 am. She then asked us for a coupon. I hadn't printed it from the internet as the coupon never stated that we needed to do so. It merely redirected us to the appointment page. The employee wasn't too pleased with that.

"You need to get on your phone and get me the coupon."she ordered sternly.

I obeyed, and waited another 5 minutes for her to finish checking her emails to take the code from me. We sat down with our calm, behaved children. They were still the picture of perfection, but not for long. I could feel the window for optimum photography closing fast. My daughter began smacking her gums and drooling. We had given her the teething medicine but what she needed was a nap in about 30 to 45 minutes. 10:25 came around and we were asked to present our card, some card that I had for 5 years that I never used and didn't know expired. The same clerk spoke as loudly as she could.

"This card is expired. She needs to either pay the sitting fees or buy another one. So what are you gonna do?" She called out to me from across the room, mispronouncing my name for the fourth time regardless of my correcting her. I looked at my phone for the time. It was 10:35 and my baby was turning pink and rubbing her nose. The pain was setting in. I never got the chance to answer her question because she then decided to call the other JC Penney Portrait Studio that I bought the card from and verify that the card was expired, despite the fact that the date was clearly printed on the card.

"Seriously? I said, all this over twenty dollars? I can pay that now if you want, so I can get these pictures done now. My daughter is ready now." No one acknowledged me. They continued to hold on the phone.

One woman came to me with a clipboard and told me, yes, told me which background to choose. I wanted white. My son was wearing a Sean John suit in purple and white pinstripes with white cuffs and collar with a charcoal gray colored, double breasted vest and matching pants. My daughter was in true white. I intended for him to hold her in his lap thus making the white background the best choice. The photographer didn't think so. She decided for me that the brown background with the fake stained glass windows was best. At this point, I didn't care. My daughter was now fussing and tugging at her hair.

We finally make it to the sitting, it's 10:40 am. My daughter has now decided she doesn't want to be photographed. But being the trooper that she was, she was willing to do so if she was allowed to stand. For those who don't know, teething can cause uncomfortable bm's for babies. They don't want to sit down at times. This was one of those times. That was fine by me. Let her stand and be happy. The photographer insisted she sit on the floor. She could have snapped her photo as she smiled at her silly brother from across the room who did his best to help her pose. Instead she tried to force her to sit, making her cry. Five minutes in, my daughter had enough. So had we. We rescheduled for two hours later and left quickly.

Disgruntled, we called another studio, a competitor, and were able to make the same appointment. We called JC Penney Portrait Studio again to cancel. We called three times, each time, there was no answer. We went to another studio and took the most beautiful photos I have ever seen.

Subsequently, out of curiosity, I researched JC Penney Portrait Studio online and found that I was not alone in my experience. I was unable to find a positive review of their studios in any city. Lesson learned. The Red Housewife will never return to JC Penny Portrait Studios for photography again.

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

The Red Alchemist: Money Draw

I was asked for my recipe for Money Draw incense. Here it is. If it doesn't work, at least your house will smell nice. Always use this during a waxing moon, never a waning moon.


You will need:

Patchouli


Orange Peels (dried)

Cinnamon

Frankincense

Salt

Charcoal (not for barbecue)

Matches or a lighter

Fork


Instructions:

Combine the Patchouli, Frankincense, orange peel and cinnamon using your desired method. You can mix it in a jar or vial, or use a mortar and pestle to grind any ingredients not in burnable powder form.

Fill your incense burner with salt to prevent the heat from burning the surface under the holder.

Carefully fill the center of the charcoal (the indent) with the incense.

Place the charcoal on a metal fork and light the charcoal.

Place the charcoal into the incense burner and cover.

For a step-by-step tutorial, visit my YouTube channel, Red's House.


Thursday, June 30, 2011

Pine Sol Q&A

For some strange reason I had a list of questions about the ever popular and my all time favorite, Pine-Sol. I don't know what has caused this surge of interest but here are my answers to your questions.


Q. Why can't I mix bleach with Pine-Sol with bleach?
A. Because the key active ingredient in Pine-Sol is ammonia. Mixing the two makes the deadly mustard gas.

Q. Why does Pine-Sol smell so clean?

A. It's the ammonia. Also, depending on the fragrance you've chosen, you may associate the smell of pine or lemon with cleanliness.

Q. Does Pine-Sol really disinfect?
A. If you follow the directions very precisely. There is already water in the recipe so you don't want to add to much or you'll disturb the water to ammonia ratio.


Q. How do I make my own Pine-Sol?

A. It's not very cost effective to do so but if you're desperate or want to make your own fragrance of Pine-Sol the recipe is simple. Ammonia, pine oil and water. If you want lemon, lavender, orange or Satsuma scented Pine-Sol, you'll need oils with those fragrances in them.

Q. Is Pine-Sol biodegradable?
A. Yes, it is.

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Blackfeet Frybread Recipe

This is a recipe that has been in my family for years. Some people omit the powdered milk.

4 cups natural unbleached flour

1 Tbsp. powdered milk

1 Tbsp. Clabber Girl baking powder

1 tsp. salt

1 Tbsp of sugar

11/2 cups warm water

Oil for frying

Mix all dry ingredients thoroughly. Add water. Knead until soft, then set aside for one hour. Shape into small balls. Flatten each ball into a circle with or rolling pin or by hand. Fry in a skillet half-full of oil until golden brown on both sides.

Watch the video on my YouTube channel.

Red Lipstick Look One


So a friend of mine wanted to know how I wear orange based, red lipstick without it being too bold. She wanted to wear it with a t-shirt and jeans. So I made a video for her and decided to share it with all of you. The finished result is above. To see how I did it check out my YouTube Tutorial.

Here's what I used:

Maybelline Fit Me in 320

Sephora Summer Palette, second row, bottom four colors. There are no colors or numbers on this palette.

Revlon Colorstay Undereye Concealer in deep

Avon Satin Gel liner in Black Pearl, brow liner in dark brown, and eye pencil in black

Maybelline Rouge 30 blush

Maybelline Red lip liner 50 Color Sensational

Maybelline Very Cherry 645 lipstick Color Sensational

More pictures are available on my Facebook Page

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Ten Signs Your Facebook Photos Are Ghetto

You are posing with weaponry.








You are facing a wall and showing your ass.











Your hair is an advertisement.












You are proudly abusing a child.












You are showing a tattoo of which no artist would be proud.








You are fanning out cash.









You are posed sexy with a toilet seat in the background.











You are showing your fake nails and you are not a manicurist.





You are doing drugs.







You are showing off your "ice cream" paint job.