Right about now you are being wished a Happy Thanksgiving by everyone and their cousin. Of course, there is a large amount of the population that doesn't take into consideration the Indian factor. Here are some clever responses for my fellow "red" man...all puns intended.
"Have a happy Thanksgiving!"
9. Why, are your people leaving?
8. No thanks
7. You mean Thanks-Taking
6. Said the white man to the Indian
5. I'll be sure to do that as soon as I get my small pox vaccine.
3. And you call yourself a liberal
2. Aaw, aren't you a good little Pilgram
1. And a happy holocaust to you too