Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Top 10 Responses To People Who Wish Indians A Happy Thanksgiving

Right about now you are being wished a Happy Thanksgiving by everyone and their cousin. Of course, there is a large amount of the population that doesn't take into consideration the Indian factor. Here are some clever responses for my fellow "red" man...all puns intended. 

"Have a happy Thanksgiving!"

10. Thanks-what?

9. Why, are your people leaving?

8. No thanks

7. You mean Thanks-Taking

6. Said the white man to the Indian

5. I'll be sure to do that as soon as I get my small pox vaccine.

4. You...sicken...me

3. And you call yourself a liberal

2. Aaw, aren't you a good little Pilgram

1. And a happy holocaust to you too

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